crabmandible:

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I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

shinytogepiisshiny:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

this seems fake …….but okk…

moonlandingwasfaked:
“ oh yeah. Just call my place of work asking for a miss nicole moonlandingwasfaked
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moonlandingwasfaked:

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oh yeah. Just call my place of work asking for a miss nicole moonlandingwasfaked

ghobold:

afro-latino:

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Bro I was high and you don’t know how much I was buggin when I saw this lmaooo

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it’s the same goblin oh my god

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

me as a kid, bored out of my mind, grazing my hand across those old school TVs and feeling the layer of static crackle on the display and pretending like I was an undiscovered supermutant

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candiikismet:

westafricanbaby:

chickenfarmersan:

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The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

Omg I’m dying

ace-spacepup:

indiepunks:

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

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we americans think this is normal but once someone from literally anywhere else points this out we’re like. ah. damn

Not only do you die, but you die leaving any medical expenses to your kin!

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

jean-luc-gohard:

I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:

  • A forty hour work week is considered full time.
  • It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
  • A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
  • Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
  • Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
  • Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
  • Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
ladyshinga:
“https://twitter.com/LadyShinga/status/1011695099221368834
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dirtgirl1999:

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

skyfullofsmoke:

justiceforamydunne:

girl: *calls her boyfriend daddy during sex*

sigmund freud watching all of that from hell:

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I HAVE TO YELL